By Request the video of The Colonial Theater Show [if you got 15 min to spare!]

My Thanks to Juston McKinney for asking me to open for him at this GREAT venue..I had way too much fun as you can see!

What a weekend of Comedy..Thanks York Harbor Inn and Colonial Theater Keene NH and Juston McKinney

Two shows...two types of comedy  ONE great time
First C.L. and I at The York Harbor Inn for a return engagement to kick off their "Lobster Lovers Weekend"..a near sold out crowd in the Ball Room had a great time with pics below to prove it...
Then Keene NH the Colonial Theater opening for my friend and great comic Juston McKinney ...again a near sell out [capacity 900] with Juston telling me "you hit it out of the park"!
So much fun in one weekend...Thanks for all the laughs at both venues and watch here for announcement re: summer at the York Harbor Inn....but shhhh it's not official yet!

"The Conn. Group"

Mr "LL Bean Catalogue" and his wife
The crowd front and center!

South Fla. "drug couple"...good sports!


The Colonial Theater...before the doors open....beautiful venue ...great staff!

Friday Night at York Harbor Inn kicking off their "Lobster Lovers Weekend" for the 2nd year!

C.L. Thomas and I are back for a return engagement to their "Lobster Lovers Weekend" this Fri night 8pm $10 with our show "Tourists Teenager's Technology and Other Things That Right Ain't Right"
We sold out last year so calling 207 363 5119 for a reservation would be a great idea. Come early stay late and enjoy The York Harbor Inn's amenities of wonderful food drink and atmosphere!
Hope to see you all there!
FMI www.yorkharborinn

Sorry to be missing the Maine Innkeepers Assoc. Annual meeting!

They say don't mix business with pleasure, but this is one meeting that does both, and does it VERY well. The 93rd Annual Meeting and Conference of the MIA, this year at beautiful Point Lookout Resort and Conference Center in Northport, Me. will be a great one and unfortunately one I have to miss  [yes I do have a note from my doctor as proof but don't worry nothing that serious.]
This organization has been so helpful in both my speaking and entertainment career! Executive Director Greg Dugal, his staff and the entire Board of Directors embodies what it means to be an organization that promotes and includes all of it's industry.
So I just wanted to say I'm thinking and missing  my fellow members and I hope they enjoy the postcard I was able to include in their welcoming bags [thanks to Jennifer.]
Looking forward to hearing from any and all of you to allow me the pleasure of entertaining your guests in the coming year!
Congrats to Greg, Jennifer and the entire staff and board, I'm sure it's going to be a fun and productive meeting. Sorry I'm not there.
 Chat with you soon!

PS If you're down in the York County area and you'd like to see how C.L.Thomas and I entertain guests and locals alike come see us Nov 14 at The York Harbor Inn for a repeat performance at their "Lobster Lovers Weekend" Fri night.... FMI go to

Look out Waterville comes the FUN

Should be a fun show in a town I always enjoy doing my stand up act!
Hope to see my Waterville friends there!

What a way to finish the Season!

Thanks to all the best crowds and the nicest people I've had the pleasure to meet this summer!
Last night was no exception, with folks from Montreal Canada, Sturbridge Ma, and Falmouth Cape Cod Ma. All had a great time at The Colony Hotel.
Plus the best news is The Colony has asked us back for the summer of 2015!!!!
I guess what Grace at the front desk said to me last night is true...."Tom people LOVE you"...thanks so much to ALL the staff there for a great season!
See the pics below of some of last night's great crowd!

My Montreal fans!

Retired teacher and his wife thought C.L.was a "genius"!

A "LOCAL'S" special price so..Lets go out with a bang!!!

C.L. and I are wrapping up another fun season at The Colony Hotel in Kennebunkport..with a special deal for all LOCALS...2 for 1 price at the door...come in with a smile leave with a laugh!!!
Hope to see ya there! A short sample of the show below
Look for more news on future shows here....some new venues [hint...we may be going back to sea!]

Summer is NOT over yet!..Just ask this crowd!

Another fun show with new fans from South Carolina, who taught me more about the southern accent....along with folks from Auburn Ma and Syracuse NY and a group from Berwick Academy [wonder how THAT happened?] A small but mighty fun crowd!
So here's the pics, as promised to the fans, and look for an offer for ALL LOCALS from Kennebunkport for tickets for next week's LAST show of the season.
Stay tuned!

Great laughers from Auburn Ma.

My southern rebel yellers!

Upstate NY fans with more folks from the south behind!

Weld, Maine my new home town!!!

What a great show C.L. and I had last night for the Webb Lake Assoc. in beautiful Weld Me.
Such a great crowd and the old fashion venue of the Weld Masonic Hall.  A special shout out for the hospitality given to us by Jon Holmes and his tour of special sites of Weld....yes there are quite a few!
Not as many pictures as I'd like but I will say the folks in Weld are now on the top of my lst for favorite audiences!
Thanks sooo much for the wonderful time and hospitality...oh yea and the laughs!

Family in 2nd row in from Long Island NY asked for
a business card....look out NYC!..not sure if they're ready for C.L.

My host 3rd row with my intro still in his shirt pocket
Thanks Jon and happy anniversary...long story.

PS ...this review just in from Vice President Jon Holmes:
"The Webb Lake Association of Weld, Maine held their annual meeting August 15th and as always, had entertainment after. TTTOM CLARK from Kittery came up to perform for us. WHAT A GREAT SHOW!! TTTom had us all in stitches the entire evening! We have had many entertainers here in Weld but TTTom stole the show. I have talked with many folks since the show and everyone was very pleased with his “acts”. If you are looking for Maine humor at its best, give TTTom a shout. You will NOT be disappointed!!!"—Jon Holmes, V.P. of the WLA!!

Aug shows start just fine thank you!

Haven't posted in a couple of weeks but last night and last week shows were more great crowds...not huge in numbers but mighty in fun!
Last night had repeat fans from years back at The Rhumb Line Resort and the nicest compliment,
Woman said " You put your heart n soul into this show!" sweet to say.
Some of these pics aren't the greatest but I told the fans I'd post them anyway!

Show 2 weeks ago this guy had BIG fun!

My former lawyer and family and solo lady
who really did love the show too! 
"Young couple" from last show 

Repeat fans with more friends

"Heart and Soul" fan in the stripes!

Hope to see more and more fans as we come down to the last few summer weeks!

July shows end with a bang...Cant wait for August Crowds!

Wow what a fun crowd last night...both C.L. and TTTom worked them and had more laughs on both sides of the mike ...BIG fun. New fans from Columbus Ohio, N. Andover Ma . San Fran Calif....and a foursome from ALL over who couldn't wait for the Blueberry Pie!!!...[long story!]
Below are some pics to show for it ...Shoot me an email if you were at this to hear from my new fans.... C.L. and I cant wait to see who we meet in August!
Hope its YOU!

The show's about to start

Couple from N.Andover with" Smaht blonde" behind them

He's sitting on a book he brought in...Really!.
.Not sure why..maybe thought he'd be bored!..Didn't happen!


The past 2 weeks have seen great and growing crowds...and here is an apology from TTTom

So sorry I haven't posted my crowd pics after the last 2 weeks of shows..I've had some tech snafu's that should be fixed soon....Meanwhile letting you know  the week before last, the crowd was a record setter and we almost SOLD OUT this past Thurs, so thanks to all the great fans old and new! ...and also thanks to the Tourists News piece on the show...more of a report then review but still was a great help in getting the word out!
This pic just sent from a fan IN the crowd last week...Gotta love my fans....

C.L. under the bright lights..thanks for the candid shot from the crowd

Meanwhile 8pm every Thurs Colony Hotel....BE THERE!

Summer show crowds keep growing and next week pick up the Tourist News!

Another great show with some more states counted...this time Colorado folks laughed it up, along with Kennebunk residents who gave C.L. the thumbs up as the "real deal"!
Plus my dog's groomer from The Dog's Tale in Elliot Me. A great place for dogs of all kinds.
Stop by and give her a bark and tell her C.L. sent ya!
Next week be sure to pick up The Tourist News to read what I've been told will be a very nice  review. Look for that to be posted upon arrival!
Meanwhile call ahead for reservations...207 967 3331
Cya at The Colony Hotel every Thurs!
Kennebunk fans as the crowd starts coming in!

My dog's groomer

Summer folks are here for C.L. and TTTom

They came from California, Mississippi, Mass and Maine
and best of all they came to laugh!
Boy did we have a good time!
See more of ya next week!
Colony Hotel 8pm Thurs.

And that's just half the room...other side my photo skills failed!

Tonight is the "OFFICAL Opening" of C.L.Thomas's summer show 8pm Colony Hotel

Get your tickets and start the July 4th weekend off with a BANG of 207 967  3331
Can't beat the view or the service at The Colony Hotel Kennebunkport Me.
8pm show..have drinks/dinner before the show and get ready to laugh.
Here's what one fan said after last week's show:

 "Had an absolute blast! Beautiful view and a fantastic show! We laughed so much it hurt.

Come and be part of the fun!
See ya there!

View from the Lobby
View from the lounge ...
steps away from the showroom


C.L.Thomas back for another great season at The Colony Hotel...Every Thursday night 8pm

Last night had a nice group for my "pre season kickoff" show, with invites to my MIA and CVB members...[the FREE invite is good all season if you're a member of those groups please stop by any Thurs!]
Loved hearing the laughs and being back with The Colony's GREAT staff who welcomed me back like part of their family....It's gonna be a fun fun summer!

Pics of just a couple of the nice folks last night.

Come join C.L. and me sometime this ahead to reserve a seat 207 967 3331


This Sat a show for my Town of Kittery Maine...Be There

From Foster's Daily Democrat :

Laugh out loud for a good cause

Monday, May 12, 2014
KITTERY, Maine — Spend an evening laughing it up for a good cause at the STAR Theatre in the Kittery Community Center on May 17 at 8 p.m. This fun-filled evening is a benefit for the Kittery Rotary After Hours and the Kittery Community Center.
This 18+ show is hosted by Tttom Clark and features Dave Rattigan and headliner Bob Seibel. Tickets are $15 for general admission or $20 for table seating and can be purchased at the Kittery Community Center, TD Bank or Hillside Flowers in advance. There will also be a silent auction and cash bar available.
Host Tttom Clark is a Kittery resident and has been called the “Mel Tillis of Stand up Comedy.” Like Mel, his slight stutter disappears when his comedic voices hit the stage. Tom has been in the spotlight for three decades. He’s been a singer, dancer, actor, speaker and writer. Tttom has delighted television audiences nationwide on A&E’s “An Evening at the Improv” and has since launched a career as a TV commercial spokesperson and actor.
Featured comic Dave Rattigan, whose deadpan delivery and quick, dry wit has made him a favorite at clubs, corporate shows, colleges, theaters and fund-raising shows in Boston and New England, opens the night. Described as edgy enough to keep comedy fans engaged, but clean enough to work in front of corporate audiences, Rattigan has performed around the Northeast United States and in Ireland. His CD, “Dave Rattigan: Thinks He’s Funny”, has received airplay on XM-Sirius Satellite Radio and on radio stations around the world. Rattigan has performed on shows with major national comedy and musical acts including Steven Wright, Bob Marley and Jeff Dunham.

Headliner Bob Seibel is one of Boston’s most popular comedians and certainly one of the funniest. To say Bob is a unique act is an understatement. The audience is totally aware, and becomes willingly involved with his presence the moment he steps onto the stage and takes command of their attention. Every routine is greeted with enthusiasm and laughs. His reputation for quick, sustained improvisation is well known throughout the Comedy Clubs in the New England area. It is a guaranteed evening of pure entertainment for any audience young and old willing to take a deep breath and hold onto any fixed object while Bob takes them on a fast paced, non-stop tour of life as seen by one of its most off beat visitors.
For more information, please call the Kittery Community Center at 207-439-3800. The STAR Theatre is located at 120 Rogers Road, Kittery, ME. It is a new 200-person capacity performing arts space located within the Kittery Community Center.

Newest C.L.Thomas Video...with a special dedication!

Picking up steam with the warm weather as I hope to get more C.L. "Other Things That Ain't Right"
up on the web.
Plan on coming to The Colony Hotel in Kennebunkport starting July 3rd to see us LIVE!
Meanwhile enjoy!

Oak Point Middlbore Ma...THE GUYS!

Had to post this picture as promised...great show, fun crowd at the Oak Point Retirement Community. I was there last year and more then one person said "even better the second time seeing you!" Always nice to hear...You are MY PEOPLE!!!

The Boys!...a.k.a. "The perverted table" except the wives behind them...and had to pick on the White Socks guy!

C.L.Thomas Video as he sizes things up!

C.L.Thomas went out to lunch with his buddies John and Danny and came back with this...Thanks to Danny!!! Oh and John drove so thanks to him too!!
There ya go buddy!

Welcome 2014...and thanks to 2013

Happy New Year!
It was a great sold out New Years Eve show at The Yard in Manchester NH..see pics below of some of the fun crowd.
I just want to say how thankful and grateful I am for all my friends fans and family that helped to make such a great 2013!  So much experienced and lessons learned. Really looking forward to taking that into the new year.
Look for more videos from C.L.Thomas with "More Things That Ain't Right" We will try to make a new one every week...[hold me to that new resolution please!] Also looking to get out on to more stages in 2014 with C.L....if you know somewhere that needs our "Maine Humor with a Stand up Twist! "...forward this website to any and all interested!
So bring on the New Year and hoping health and happiness to all that read this
There ya go Buddy!

Smiling fan that needed to be photographed!

Dapper Gentleman who claimed
to be a Proctologist after hearing my
"growing older" routine!